PARTAAAAY AND HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!MUAHHAHAHAHA!

Yesterday,which was Thursday,the 31st of march,was the last day before the spring break WOOOOOO!And of course,my teacher showered us with work over that vacay..they’re all past SATS paper,I don’t have anything better to do anyway XD I mean-what’s better than education?

Anywaaay, we had a mini-party yesterday and we had all kinds junk food (Obviously,I didn’t eat.Okay fine,maybe just some popcorn-but that’s only because I need to munch on something whilst watching a movie!) and we ordered pizza from pizza hut.Woot,woot! XD and….guess what. *Giggles*It’s a secret…teeeheee…come closer,and closer,just a bit more…lend me you ear…

I DIDN’T EAT ANY! Bursted your eardrum,didn’t I? That’s what you get for reading a post on April Fools xDD.I remember last year’s April Fools.My class pranked almost every teacher,ROFL! XD Our teacher was epic last year.OH EM GEE HOW AM I JUMPING FROM SUBJECT TO SUBJECT?GRRRRR…..ANYWAY HERE ARE SOME JOKES! It was my answer on Yahoo!Answers. Click here to view my answer (I’mma post it here anywayz).

Joke <— there you go.
Okay,seriously,here we go (My jokes are mostly about stoned and drunk men xD):

1.A man asked a stoned man how to catch a bunny,the stoned man replies
“Simple!Hide under a tree and impersonate the sound of a carrot!”

2.Two men were caught drinking in the middle of the night,the policeman asks the first man his name,he says
“Seven Nights.” then the policeman asks the second one,he says
“8 in the morning.”

3. 4 drunk men were at a barn and they heard the policemen coming,so they each hid in boxes and decided to pretend to act like barn animals.
The policemen kicked the first box and heard, “Neigh..Neighh!” and thought it was a horse,then they kicked the second box and heard, “Tweet,tweet!Tweet,tweet!” and thought it was a bird.They kicked the third box and heard,”Coca Doodle Doo!” and thought it was a rooster.Then they kicked the fourth box and heard, “Potatoes!Potatoes!”

5. A stoned men heard that the devil is smart…..he decided to study with him.

6.A stoned man smiled every time he saw lightning,why?
He thought someone was taking a photo of him.

7.A stoned men said to his drunk friend,
“My eyes are red,what should I do?” To which his friend replied,
“Walk when they turn green!”

8. 3 drunk men decided to rob a bank,their plan was that drunk man #1 would rob the bank whilst drunk man #2 stood for look out.They didn’t mention drunk man #3.What did he do,you ask?
Decided to call the cops.

9.A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she’s smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she’s laughing. He’s really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she’s laughing so hard, she’s about to fall down. He demands, “What’s so funny?” She says, “Every time you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle!”

10. Okay,this joke is hillarious!Are you ready? REBECCA BLACK!HAHAHAHAHA!

11.This one’s KILLER HILLARIOUS! Tw*l***t (the movie with the vampire stalker,according to my 9 year old cousin) IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER! ROFLLLL!

No worries,I’m not a Twilight Hater…but people on Y!A find that fun so I posted that =] hmm….I’m a bigger Harry Potter fan though…

OMG! I SELECTED EVERYTHING AND ACCIDENTLY PRESSED SPACE AND EVERYTHING WAS GONE! I STARTED FREAKING OUT AND STARTED OF WITH HOW ANNOYED I WAS….but then I realized there’s an undo button =] I was like “OMG! SORRY FOR BURSTING YOUR EAR DRUM!” xDD