VIDEO FINALLY UPLOADED!

Well,I’ve made a previous post about this video,but,unfortunately,it wasn’t working and I had trouble uploading it…Well,here is my BABV music video (lol I had it saved on my computer AAAAAAGESSSSS AGO!)

Beep…beep?

*sigh* Get your napkins for this.

Sure,yesterday was a wedding-BUT I just found out that our favourite road runner is..is g-g-g- *blows nose* oooooooooooooooone!

It has entertained children for over 30 years,but now (well actually Sept. 09 but I just found out) it has come to and end.

I’ve had writers block but now I found my inspiration.More onto the sad events of 2011:

1. Harry Potter is going to end! AHH!

Good news:

1. TOM AND JERRY BECAME FRIENDS IN JANUARY!

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Too sad to have a proper siggie.

Take part in Earth Day, and in the future it will pay.

OMG!WAAAY SORRY!

Whoaa…sorry I haven’t been posting!Lots of lemonades have been thrown at me…and now I have a whole pool of lemonade-so just let me know if you need some XDAnyway,let me introduce you to my lemons XD

• Lemon #1:My Uncle Has Finished His Treatment In The USA And Came Back…And It Was More Than A Heart Surgery,But He Kept His Lips Zipped.Why is this a lemonade?I’ve Been Invited To Like-3 Buffets By My Aunt And It’s Kinda Rude To Say “No.”

• Lemonade #2:I’m Kinda Focused On My Knitting Right Now….I’m Really Improving.How In The World Is This A Lemonade?Knitting Is Time Consuming.

• Lemonade #3:I’M WAAAAAY BEHIND!No…Not In School,IMPOSSIBLE!I Mean Pokemon Show D: I missed Like-3 Seasons!Once I started It Was Hard To Stop!

• Lemonade #4:I Have To Deal With My 17 Year Old Brother Every Morning-It’s Hard To Wake Him Up…So,Erm…My Parents Have To Supervise A Little Longer…And They Won’t Let Me Go To School Alone (Well,My Chauffeur..Or More Likely Driver-Since He Drives A 4 x 4 And Not A Limo)Will Be With Me.Hmm…Yeah,So Like-I’m 3 Minutes Late EVERYDAY!You Know Me-I HATE Being Late!Although You’re Officialy Late If You Miss 15 Mins Of The First Period.Oh And That Puts Me In A REALLY Bad Mood So I End Up Having Naps And Studying 3x More Than I Usually Do To Calm Myself Down.Oh And My Brother Just Got His Learner’s Permit So He Keeps Wanting To Drive To School,But My Parents Won’t Let Him-So They Talk To Him Every Morning.More To Do With My Brother:He Failed Has Bad Studying Habit And Is Like-15 Mins Late For School…And He’s Only seen in

1. The Gym

2. Online

3. Sleeping

• Lemonade #5:SATS Are Coming Soon!HEEEHWIHTRLKFGJDHNSFGV! *Meditates* Okay,So…I’m Not Worried-I Got The Highest Grades In The Class On My Mocks…BUT,Here Is What I’m Worried About: There Are ALOT Of Students In Our School Who Are Doing Rather Poorly,Maths,Science And English…Well,English Is Their Second Language-BUT STILL NO EXCUSES!IF I CAN THEN SO CAN THEY! XDD *Meditates Again* Okay,I’m Going A Bit Off Track.Uhmm…Well,Because They’re Doing Poorly We’re Stuck On The Same THING!OVER AND OVER AGAIN!We Should Move On,Because This Really Is A Short Term And We Might Not Cover EVERYTHING!Lol :X It Annoys Me Because I’m Sitting There In My Seat Looking Bored..XDD And There Was This Once Where We Had An Exercise On Something REALLY Easy.Me And My 2 Besties (The Highest In The Class) Sighed REALLY Loudly.She Gave Us A Look But Then Said,”That’s Okay…I Feel The Same Way.”One Day I Was Feeling Really…Courageous;I went to the teacher and told her what’s on my mind!D: She Then Just Gave The Ones Who Need Improving The Exercises That Make Me Wanting To Knock My Head Against The Wall And Gave Us Revision.:3 It Was Still Really Easy.:P But I Had To “Deal With it” Like Everyone Told Me.Teeeheee….Although At Home I’m Preparing For Next Year At The Same Time.

• Lemonade #6:What’s Also Coming Soon?International Day.We Were Put In Pairs…And Unfortunately,I Got An Exceedingly Lazy Partner!So Did My Friends XDD We Were Also Given A Topic We Should Research (We’re Doing India BTW.)My Partner And I Got Indian Costumes.

“Okay,I’ll Get The Pictures And You’re In Charge Of Getting All The Information!” Guess Who Said That?Yeah…My Partner…Sad,Eh?What Did I Reply? “Ohh….So You Get The Easy Part And I Get More Wor-You know What,It Doesn’t Matter,I’m OK With It!” Why Am I OK With it?I Don’t Feel Like Getting A Bad Grade Because My Partner Either Didn’t Get Any Information OR Just Copied And Pasted XD.Although At The End She Got A Paragraph Written…In Bad Grammar XD I Had To RePhrase it :p It Isn’t Just Me-My Best Friends Got Partners That Just Want To Cheat From You XD But Since They Can’t They Wanted To Take Credit For What YOU Did!I Had This Problem Last Year With My Ex-Best Friend (Remember,The E-mail Post?) Who Got A Higher Grade Than Me For MY WORK!But Then A Dude Who Was A Total Teacher’s Pet Told On Her…So She Discussed It With My Future 6th Grade Teachers And Told Us To NEVER Partner Us Up.Anyway,Yeah,But One Of My Best Friends Is Like…Really…Erm,How Can I Say This In A Nice Way?Unexpected And…Surprising XD She Called Her Partner,My Other Best Friend’s Partner And My Partner And Gave Them “Oh-Just A Little Friendly Talk!”Whenever They Go All Lazy She Gives Them A Look And Act As If We Owned Their Lives XDD

OKAY!SOOOOOO…..I HOPE I’LL GET POSTING SOON!

PARTAAAAY AND HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!MUAHHAHAHAHA!

Yesterday,which was Thursday,the 31st of march,was the last day before the spring break WOOOOOO!And of course,my teacher showered us with work over that vacay..they’re all past SATS paper,I don’t have anything better to do anyway XD I mean-what’s better than education?

Anywaaay, we had a mini-party yesterday and we had all kinds junk food (Obviously,I didn’t eat.Okay fine,maybe just some popcorn-but that’s only because I need to munch on something whilst watching a movie!) and we ordered pizza from pizza hut.Woot,woot! XD and….guess what. *Giggles*It’s a secret…teeeheee…come closer,and closer,just a bit more…lend me you ear…

I DIDN’T EAT ANY! Bursted your eardrum,didn’t I? That’s what you get for reading a post on April Fools xDD.I remember last year’s April Fools.My class pranked almost every teacher,ROFL! XD Our teacher was epic last year.OH EM GEE HOW AM I JUMPING FROM SUBJECT TO SUBJECT?GRRRRR…..ANYWAY HERE ARE SOME JOKES! It was my answer on Yahoo!Answers. Click here to view my answer (I’mma post it here anywayz).

Joke <— there you go.
Okay,seriously,here we go (My jokes are mostly about stoned and drunk men xD):

1.A man asked a stoned man how to catch a bunny,the stoned man replies
“Simple!Hide under a tree and impersonate the sound of a carrot!”

2.Two men were caught drinking in the middle of the night,the policeman asks the first man his name,he says
“Seven Nights.” then the policeman asks the second one,he says
“8 in the morning.”

3. 4 drunk men were at a barn and they heard the policemen coming,so they each hid in boxes and decided to pretend to act like barn animals.
The policemen kicked the first box and heard, “Neigh..Neighh!” and thought it was a horse,then they kicked the second box and heard, “Tweet,tweet!Tweet,tweet!” and thought it was a bird.They kicked the third box and heard,”Coca Doodle Doo!” and thought it was a rooster.Then they kicked the fourth box and heard, “Potatoes!Potatoes!”

5. A stoned men heard that the devil is smart…..he decided to study with him.

6.A stoned man smiled every time he saw lightning,why?
He thought someone was taking a photo of him.

7.A stoned men said to his drunk friend,
“My eyes are red,what should I do?” To which his friend replied,
“Walk when they turn green!”

8. 3 drunk men decided to rob a bank,their plan was that drunk man #1 would rob the bank whilst drunk man #2 stood for look out.They didn’t mention drunk man #3.What did he do,you ask?
Decided to call the cops.

9.A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she’s smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she’s laughing. He’s really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she’s laughing so hard, she’s about to fall down. He demands, “What’s so funny?” She says, “Every time you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle!”

10. Okay,this joke is hillarious!Are you ready? REBECCA BLACK!HAHAHAHAHA!

11.This one’s KILLER HILLARIOUS! Tw*l***t (the movie with the vampire stalker,according to my 9 year old cousin) IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER! ROFLLLL!

No worries,I’m not a Twilight Hater…but people on Y!A find that fun so I posted that =] hmm….I’m a bigger Harry Potter fan though…

OMG! I SELECTED EVERYTHING AND ACCIDENTLY PRESSED SPACE AND EVERYTHING WAS GONE! I STARTED FREAKING OUT AND STARTED OF WITH HOW ANNOYED I WAS….but then I realized there’s an undo button =] I was like “OMG! SORRY FOR BURSTING YOUR EAR DRUM!” xDD

 

SALES 4 JAPAN…and other charities!

 

Our class has successfully collected 1,031 QR(About $283/₤176) in aid of charity and tomorrow’s Non-Uniform day (the last day before spring break) and anyone who comes in non-uniform has to bring 10 QR (about $2/₤1) and that money will be added to whatever we collected in the past week.WAIT!WAIT!BACK TO THE BAKE SALE!It was only available for 5th and 6th graders,say about 200 students.Although though non-uniform day thingy is directed to the whole primary school.(P.S: SORRY IF I’M NOT MAKING SENSE I’M WAITING FOR MY MOVIE TO FINISH “BUFFERING” :@ )Okay,let’s see so about 6,000 QR ($1,648/₤1,026)would be collected tomorrow.

HOLD YOUR HORSES!That’s not it!A 5th grade class made posters advertising their sale,hmm…if we were allowed to bring camera’s to school I’d post one her…or would that be sorta stalking? XD whatevs..the posters said stuff like:

BAKE SALE!

Thursday,31st of March.

SAVE JAPAN!

I feel like a hero,ROFL!

Good,Good,VERY GOOD-Ahh….Bad news.

I’VE GOT GOOD,GOOD,Very Good NEW!

Random Sophisticated Monkey: Umm-there has to be some bad news.It’s a fact-with every good news there are bad news.

Mmkay fine……..Good News First:

1. I half-mastered knitting

2. I almost finished my Indian elephant

3. Spring Break is in 2 weeks

4. I only have one bad news

Bad news:

1. My stomach is getting that tightening eating after just a bite of any meal-even a salad.

EXCUSE ME?

WHATT?! LET ME GET THIS!

I stayed up all night,then woke up after 2 minutes of sleep because I was DETERMINE to hand in my paper TODAY! So,right before I thought of handing it to my teacher she announced that because she gave us the homework yesterday (We had 4-6 papers XD I’m not sure) she’d give us ’till Wednesday.I then went up to her and told her I’ve already done it (We’re doing a project to help us with one of the sheets) and if I should give it to her today or on Wednesday.Which one did she choose?WEDNESDAY! I WAS THE FREAKING ONLY PERSON WHO’S DONE IT! AHEM-WORST PART,NO EXTRA CREDS!

And the mock exams….well,the results are out and *crying* BOOYAH! I GOT THE HIGHEST GRADE IN MY CLASS.My to best friends were one level away from me (in one of the subjects).Soo.BOOM BAME! XDD BRAGGING MOMENT XD EXCUSE ME!It’s just that my teacher is hard to please,infact,our principal’s assistant marked them.She followed the marking scheme,and what does my teacher say?

“I’ll have a talk with her because I think she was way too generous with these marks!” Luckily,she followed every single detail in the marking scheme XD

Thank goodness,I got a 6!

What else?

I’m a failure at knitting D=<< Oh look-I’m…I’m I’M DOIN-Oh cheese sprinkles,I failed D:

Hmm….what else is new?I got lots of compliments during out art lesson today.Why?We were designing our own Indian designs (We’ve been looking at India for international day) and since I’ve got an embroidered piece from India (A patient of my dad gave it to him when he came back from India) right by my bed- on the golden marble floor,I have mastered indian designs XD I was trying to knit Indian designs a few minutes ago,but I can’t even knit a scarf XD I think I’ll try sewing and take a knitting course during the summer…..with Archery,Badminton,Volleyball,HorseBack riding and all the other things I’m planning to do =D OMG D= TOMORROW’S FRIDAY? Well,have a good weekend.So,when the bell rings on Friday afternoon,just remember,SHADOW WISHED YOU A GOOD HOLIDAY =D Sorry about the hyperness,I think I’m finally getting the hand of this Garter stitch.WIPEE!

Okay,now here’s something to entertain you.

The other night, my best friend’s dad texted me out of the blue (while she was at home with him) saying “stay away from my daughter.” I responded with “never! D:” My friend told me he spent the rest of the evening walking around the house muttering “D colon? D COLON?! What does it meeean?”

Today, I was somewhat depressed after reading an article telling about a study done that shows people who spend lots of time online tend to have more depression amongst them. A few minutes later, I changed my Facebook language to Pirate and have been laughing my head off while reading all the translations. Take that, scientific studies.

Trapped in my room-AHH!

NEED OXYGEN…NEED WATER…NEED TO SOCIALIZE!

No,no…I’m not grounded.2 days ago I got all my clothes and put them in piles depending on their colour.The next step is organizing them in my closet…what have I do so far? Just organized the Black and White shirts… (I already organized my closet the day I got my new closet)..they are now sleeping peacefully in my closet.Other news…let’s see…1,2,3…oh yeahh….I got 4 pieces of homework to hand in tomorrow.I’ve done 2…..and for one of them you just had to do a quarter of a page,but I’ve done 2 pages! I don’t know if I’m going to get in trouble for that or get extra credit…?You’re probably wondering why I’m not really creative in this post,the reason behind this mystery is I’m thinking about my homework! It’s about the human ear- I don’t understand why we got that! Besides,I’ve done that exact sheet last year.Apparently,we’re doing that because

“Most of you girl need to pull your socks up!”.A

Moving on,today at school:

I was just sitting in my seat when

BANG!

I felt something punching my stomach.Apparently,I must have looked half-dead in my seat,because soon the teacher pointed at me and inside I’m like AHHHHHHH! XD but I gave the right answer,ROFL!

Now,another thing,we had a comprehension today.I swear I almost banged my head again my desk when my teacher asked me to explain something to one of my classmates because I was the only one who got 100% ! She then asked me for an answer when I was talking to her…urgh…then I had to say it even louder in front  of THE WHOLE CLASS!Why is this a bad thing? Let me show you…..

I start sweating,panicking,my heart starts beating faster and faster as every eye is glaring at me,my stomach pains more by the second..

5 seconds later….

Yeahhh…..SHADOW  CONFETTI!

P.S: Did you guys hear about the Nuclear Explosion in Tokyo?

40 Lamely Funny Phrases

1. I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.

2. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

3. The wise never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.

4. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

5. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.

6. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
   

7. If you don’t know [your family's] history, then you don’t know anything.
   You are a leaf that doesn’t know it is part of a tree.

8. life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how u react to it

9. If all the world’s a stage, I want to operate the trap door

10. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first

11. Life is like a game of poker: If you don’t put any in the pot, there won’t be any to take out.

12. Born to be wild – live to outgrow it.

13. Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.

14. Life is like a cobweb, not an organization chart.

15. I came into this world black, naked and ugly. And no matter how much I accumulate here, it’s a short journey. I will go out of this world black, naked and ugly. So I enjoy life.

16. Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

17. Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.

18. If you are born ugly blame your parents, if you died ugly blame your doctor

19. When you are working late, the boss will never be around. When you are surfing the net the boss will always drop by.

20. Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two it’s an amusement park.

21. Ham and Eggs: A day’s work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.

22. I’ve seen more hair on a billiard ball

23. COLUMBUS’ MOTHER: “I don’t care what you’ve discovered, you still could have written!”

24. NAPOLEON’S MOTHER: “All right, if you aren’t hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me.”

25. ABRAHAM LINCOLN’S MOTHER: “Again with the stovepipe hat, Abe? Can’t you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?
26. MARY’S MOTHER:“I’m not upset that your lamb followed you to school, but I would like to know how he got a better grade than you.”
27. MICHELANGELO‘ S MOTHER:“Can’t you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?”
28. GEORGE WASHINGTON’S MOTHER: “The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!”
29. PAUL REVERE’S MOTHER:“I don’t care where you think you have to go, young man, midnight is past your curfew.”
30. ALBERT EINSTEIN’S MOTHER:“But it’s your senior picture. Can’t you do something about your hair? OY! Styling gel, mousse, something… ?”
31. THOMAS EDISON’S MOTHER: “Of course I’m proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed!”
32. I was born intelligent – education ruined me.
33. Practice makes perfect…..But nobody’s perfect……so why practice?
34. If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
35. Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
36. How come “abbreviated” is such a long word?
37. “Work fascinates me” I can look at it for hours!”
38. “Hard work never killed anybody” But why take the risk !
39. “Your future depends on your dreams”, So go to sleep.
40. The more you learn, the more you know,the more you know, the more you forget the more you forget, the less you know, So.. why learn? (98.5% FAKE! ~Shadow)